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PostSubject: Rofl!!! Laugh and post some JOKES!!!   Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:22 pm

Lol. People You can put your jokes in here. And be a clown! Razz Just say your joke and people can say things at teh bottom. Make sure you quote the joke.

1 star = Lol?
2 star = Hehe.
3 star = Lmao.
4 star = ROFLMAO!!!
5 star = ROFLWDFT!!!!! (Rolling on floor laughing while drinking from toilet.)
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PostSubject: Re: Rofl!!! Laugh and post some JOKES!!!   Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:34 pm

three people are about to be exicuted ones a blonde aother is a dark hair person and another is a red head
the red head steps up to the stage where a exicutioner and some people with guns are standing
the exicutioner then says
"ready.......aim......"
the red head then shouted
"hurricane!!!!!!"
everyone ducked and the red head ran away
next up was the dark hair person
the exicutioner said
"ready.........aim...."
the dark haired person then yelled
"Earthquake!!!!!!!"
everyone ducked and she ran away
so there leaves the blonde by this time she had it all figured out the blonde stepped up to the stage and the exicutioner said
"ready..
...aim..."
the blonde then yelled
"FIRE!!!!!!!"
*BANG*
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Rofl!!! Laugh and post some JOKES!!!   Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:22 pm

Owner Ferret wrote:
three people are about to be exicuted ones a blonde aother is a dark hair person and another is a red head
the red head steps up to the stage where a exicutioner and some people with guns are standing
the exicutioner then says
"ready.......aim......"
the red head then shouted
"hurricane!!!!!!"
everyone ducked and the red head ran away
next up was the dark hair person
the exicutioner said
"ready.........aim...."
the dark haired person then yelled
"Earthquake!!!!!!!"
everyone ducked and she ran away
so there leaves the blonde by this time she had it all figured out the blonde stepped up to the stage and the exicutioner said
"ready..
...aim..."
the blonde then yelled
"FIRE!!!!!!!"
*BANG*
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN lol!


Okay...no one can blame the blonde...Fire makes everyone ran but not in that case.hihihi




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PostSubject: Re: Rofl!!! Laugh and post some JOKES!!!   Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:35 pm

This is one favorite of mine...
I'm not sure if it's a joke though.
It's a scene from a movie.

Quote :

You want to talk about mothers. lt's mother time. Okay.

Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr. Dre for a Pap smear.
''Something's wrong, Dr. Dre. My coochie's doing a beatbox.''

Yeah? Well, your mother is so stupid...she exercises when she could just get...liposuction or something.

Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this.

Your mother is so, like....She's so....Megan, you go.

Your mother is so stupid...that she goes to Barneys Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch...and orders a ni├žoise salad and calls it a ''ni-coise'' salad. ''Ni-coise'' salad, right?

Your mother's ass is so hairy...it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, ''Only in America!''

Your mother's so stupid...that she goes into Gucci and she tries to buy, like, Fendi and stuff.




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